Then make Google Translate your own personal beatboxer!
Step One: Head on over to Google Translate.
Step Two: Set both your "From" and "To" parameters to German.
Step Three: Copy and paste this into the text box:
pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
Step Four: Click "listen," get funky, repeat.
Had me laughing for a while!
~Lee