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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:05 am
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:27 am
Split-Lee wrote:
love Paul Zerdin Soooooo funny
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:08 pm
Health & Safety + Equality Considerations for Christmas Songs
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around
The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts. Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around he / she must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher. We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.
Away in a Manger
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed
That's enough ..... quick .... call the Social Services.
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:21 am
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:36 am
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:16 pm
Ooops
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:05 am
Watched this and found it hilarious. hope you do to.
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:00 pm
These look brilliant fun, they remind me of The Jetsons cartoon
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:07 pm
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:38 pm
While on the subject of a PROPER make
This sounds just like my old Beetle, without the turbo whine.
Oh memories, Baker street, west end of London, to Southampton Uni. with no motorwy, 1hr 15 minutes, Door to door 98 miles.
Hampsted to Liverpool 2hr 45minutes. be lucky to get out of London in that time nowadays
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:47 pm
sounds really mean. Blimey You didn't hang around then Roger
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:28 am
That BMW video is funny at least he had a video of her driving into his house!
The Beetle is a beast! Bet its scary though!
~Lee
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:29 am
I was in the pub with my mate when, before answering his phone, he said "Do you like my ringtone?"I said, "I don't really like silver jewelery, and why are you calling me Tony?"
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:55 pm
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:56 pm
PS Must admit I had to read it a few times hahaha
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:27 am
ha!
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:24 am
Split-Lee wrote:
I was in the pub with my mate when, before answering his phone, he said "Do you like my ringtone?"I said, "I don't really like silver jewelery, and why are you calling me Tony?"
That's the funniest one you've told Lee, rolled up
What kinda crackers did you have
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:55 am
Austin powers wrote:
Split-Lee wrote:
I was in the pub with my mate when, before answering his phone, he said "Do you like my ringtone?"I said, "I don't really like silver jewelery, and why are you calling me Tony?"
That's the funniest one you've told Lee, rolled up
What kinda crackers did you have
Funnier than any you have told. Found it on the Internet.
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:57 am
Split-Lee wrote:
Austin powers wrote:
Split-Lee wrote:
I was in the pub with my mate when, before answering his phone, he said "Do you like my ringtone?"I said, "I don't really like silver jewelery, and why are you calling me Tony?"
That's the funniest one you've told Lee, rolled up
What kinda crackers did you have
Funnier than any you have told. Found it on the Internet.
I'll be telling it from now on
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:02 am
Haha you probably will!
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:04 am
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:59 am
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:20 am
Tony. I think you'll find that the large rectangular reflective things just ahead and to either side of the driver are rear view mirrors.
These were a common sight on the M1 & M6 in the 70s. Mostly Bedford chassis going to the Duple coachworks near, if I recall correctly, Blackpool.
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:49 am
Andy wrote:
Tony. I think you'll find that the large rectangular reflective things just ahead and to either side of the driver are rear view mirrors.
These were a common sight on the M1 & M6 in the 70s. Mostly Bedford chassis going to the Duple coachworks near, if I recall correctly, Blackpool.
haha I did spot them, I was just joking
I remember seeing vehicles like these being moved by rail although they did have the cabs on. Just looks strange seeing some thing like this on the road.
Did they move them year round Andy? I would think driving them down the M1 & M6 would have been a great job in the summer, horrendous in the winter.
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 am by 
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES 
Bet its scary though!
