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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:48 am
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:57 am
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:04 am
Hatch DLM
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:30 pm
★´*•.¸(`*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´★This Christmas, I am putting mistletoe in my back pockets so that all the people who don't like me can kiss my ass!!! If you agree, keep this going!!!★´*•.¸(`*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:23 am
Venison legs
I have just been offered 8 venison legs for £30. Is this too dear?
Split-Lee Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:31 am
BOO! Your not getting any funnier Tony!
~Lee
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:38 am
Location : Tiptree Cars : DLM 1 & my daily DLM 1 Posts : 1264 Occupation : Retired HGV 1 driver, Now full time layabout
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:45 am
KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP DRIVING
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:17 am
Split-Lee Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:24 am
HAHAHAHA
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:41 am
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:10 am
And again with music
Hatch DLM
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:38 pm
Location : Margate in the Garden of England Cars : 1963 Austin A60 Cambridge & 1960 Rover P4 80 Posts : 1327 Occupation : Paddle seller -- up the creek.
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:45 pm
Saw this on the news yesterday, how daft do they think we are
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:44 pm
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:15 am
Tony,
If your scepticism is based on a belief that no one can be that stupid, I'm afraid your faith in your fellow man is sadly misplaced. In my experience they can and frequently are.
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:09 am
Andy wrote:
Tony,
If your scepticism is based on a belief that no one can be that stupid, I'm afraid your faith in your fellow man is sadly misplaced. In my experience they can and frequently are.
Thinking back to my post about Brussel sprouts, you are most probably right Andy.
Hatch DLM
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:28 pm
I've just bought a deoderant stick, instructions read, remove cap and push up bottom........................... I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely!
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:43 pm
Hatch DLM wrote:
I've just bought a deoderant stick, instructions read, remove cap and push up bottom........................... I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely!
Hahaha
Hatch DLM
Location : Tiptree Cars : DLM 1 & my daily DLM 1 Posts : 1264 Occupation : Retired HGV 1 driver, Now full time layabout
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:17 am
Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem Bleep in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh Bleep.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Austin powers Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:21 am
Austin powers Admin
Location : Margate in the Garden of England Cars : 1963 Austin A60 Cambridge & 1960 Rover P4 80 Posts : 1327 Occupation : Paddle seller -- up the creek.
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:53 pm
Split-Lee Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:02 am
Austin powers Admin
Location : Margate in the Garden of England Cars : 1963 Austin A60 Cambridge & 1960 Rover P4 80 Posts : 1327 Occupation : Paddle seller -- up the creek.
Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:30 am
Would you just look at this
Split-Lee Admin
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Subject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:02 am