FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES

A builder?, A mechanic, a double glazing salesman


This solve having to leave the Barby


I'm saying nowt



One for the neighbours, love the bottle of beer on the side


And what the ????
And you thought the mother in law was bad enough

haha

Ah Fell for that one.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what had happened

First body: Pierre Dubious, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20 year old mistress.
Hence the enormous smile, Inspector, says the coroner.

Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery.
Spent it all on whisky and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.

"What about the third body?" the inspector asks

"Ah!" says the coroner "This is the most unusual one"
Paddy Murphy, Irishman, 30 Struck by lightning

"Why is he smiling then?" the inspector asks

"He thought he was having his picture taken".

Quality!

That cars coming up a treat Tony
Green with envy

Teach me to be so slow.

Swap you for a Volvo estate, one carefull owner,
at least there must have been one sometime in it's life only 220,000 miles

Hatch DLM wrote:

That cars coming up a treat Tony
Green with envy

Teach me to be so slow.

Swap you for a Volvo estate, one carefull owner,
at least there must have been one sometime in it's life only 220,000 miles

Thanks Roger, I must admit I was a bit quick off the mark for a change
I have wanted one of these for many years and couldn't believe the for sale advert

I am the 3rd owner, I believe the last owner had her for 40 years.

Is the volvo manual or auto?

I'm keeping my ear to the ground locally
There is an old gentleman, 96 I have been told, who has a pair of Triumphs.
One is an 1800 roadster, like the Bergerac car
The other a 1030's Triumph Gloria both rare but more so the Gloria.
I was told about 10 years ago he managed to get a genuine Gloria figurine bonnet/radiator cap, cost then £250.
Both cars get an occasional roll out of the garage and an engine run, and that has been all for 7 years.
Now those would be a find, but doubt at such a bargain.
Have to start saving.

And the Volvo
850glt 5 cylinder 20valve 2 ltr manual, dose about the same mileage a year as I did in a week when working
last MOT to MOT just under 2000 miles.
That was my weekly average with HGV driving.

Back to topic

SCHOOL BU IN JAPAN








SCHOOL BU IN INDIA



But which country do you call when you have technical problems with your computer??

Speachless

I'll have to get myself one of these just in case I need a bump start

Thought I was back in London

Wooo how dangerous! :O

~Lee

Haha yeah don't try this at home

I see the bottle of Vodka was passed around hahahaha

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.


They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit and complete with pager.


After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!


The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet...


A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far
as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"


The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"

With that , the little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's reversing!!"

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES : THESE REALLY WORK!!

1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2.. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.]

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE..

7 IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM

One of my favorites.

www.metacafe.com/watch/914443/spitfire_freacky_low_pass/